make me a sammich mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

by Carson Myers December 14, 2008

Wang Sammich

1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.

1. That one one tasty Wang Sammich.
2. HE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

by superfreak69 September 22, 2004

Salmi

a freakishly large penis.

John's got a salmi.

by Deep blue 2012 March 3, 2010

Sami

the worlds cutest couple ever, of all time, no competition, ever.

have u seen Sami?
no.
theyre adorable!

by mixedchicc1806 June 18, 2020

Salmiakki

Salty form of licorice from Finland that is flavored with the taste of burning tires and distilled death.

I had a piece of salmiakki and almost died!

by Gilyon January 31, 2009

chilled grease sammich

A grilled cheese sammich that has either been left out all night or refrigerated turning it into chilled grease. Delicious if you have any kind of munchies, not if you don't

"Do you want a taste of this deliciious chilled grease sammich?'

"Thats naasssttyyyy!"

by dabizz March 1, 2008

Sammiicake

A cake made of Sammii's. Also known as a Streamer.
Usually late to streaming but still provides good content.

"Helloooooo my frieeeeeeends! My name, is Sammiicake, and welcome!"

by SnoopGalactis December 10, 2019