weeny rub

Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax

Billy this isn't a weeny rub festival, get back to work boy!

by B. Dick Black April 26, 2014

sloth rub

Jacking off so slow it stays soft.

Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub

by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014

give your meat a good ol' rub

when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.

Hey Mike how bout' you give your meat a good ol' rub?

by shpajz January 23, 2017

ready-rub

Ready Rubbed Tobacco, usually used in Pipes

"all the teachers in the pub, passin' round the ready-rub" - Madness

by CrashM February 6, 2015

Boneless dry rub

What you call it when a male masturbates while watching two females have sex.

Dude, I went home with both of those lesbians from the bar last night and they made me watch while they got it on so I did the boneless dry rub.

by NastyNateTheGreat44 June 15, 2016

red rub

When you give a massage to her when she is on her period and use her period blood as the massage oil

Fancy a red rub tonight?

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Undie Rub

When two people rub there privates together while wearing there underwear.

Chad : How bout you ride Chad's cock after work babe!
Kiersten : Sorry I'm on my period I would rather avoid the mess!
Chad : But I need to clean the pipes I guess i'll jack off tonight!
Kiersten : Hey how about A Undie Rub I know that would make you cum?
Chad : Sure i'll bring some extra underwear!

by SlopNChop March 24, 2017