Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

by MikeTSa July 23, 2007

macly retarded

unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer

gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not designed to support games.

by yearbook club December 20, 2007

profoundly retarded

A person of usually normal mental capacity who acts at times as if he has a severe mental handicap.

Me: Dude, why is Faisal walking up to dudes telling them they smell like hot garbage?
Oz: You know Faisal man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard August 19, 2017

retarded

In music, a down-tempo beat that is beyond ill: It is retarded.

Mutherfucker's beats is retarded!

by Jza February 7, 2004

Are you people retarded?

Quit looking up your name on urban dictionary. It's just someone with your name licking their own arse. Most of these things don't even match your name. Why are you people so gullible to this shit. I'm gonna kill myself

"Some asshole on urban dictionary said that my name means I'm a cool dude. Im gonna post it on snapchat so I can jerk myself off to my name" are you people retarded? Ffs

by Dennis102 December 11, 2016

retarded

The act of getting wasted on drink or drugs ie. being in a retarded state.

man I drank so much last night I was retarded.
and
Lets get retarded.

by Zoomer October 24, 2003

retarded architecture

A piece of supposed "architecture" created by someone with such meager intelligence, that they would have to be retarded to create such a crappy work of dumbfuckness.

Also see Bastard Ass Hoe, and Loosetooth McGuillicutte

Friend1: Who the hell put all these random pieces of rotton wood here?

Friend2: Who cares, its just a bunch of retarded architecture anyway.

by The Actual Marshall September 18, 2008