A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.
My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.
by ArtoDelFunko May 9, 2009
Get the Stroke report mug.The Butt Report is an unfortunately named report made during World War 2 to reveal that most bombers failed to deliver their payloads to their target.
Thanks to David Bensusan-Butt and his Butt Report, we won the war against Germany and hahaha he has butt in his name
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When one person on military security watch asks another on watch what is their status/ How do you report?
by ABEAN April 2, 2017
Get the how do you report mug.What kids/noobs say in roblox when they rage and lose to a pro, so they report the pro through roblox’s terrible moderation
Pro: gg
Noob: HACKER IM REPORTING YOU
Pro: lol really?
Noob: YOU WERE USING HACKS I SAW IT
Pro: omg lmao
Noob: HACKER IM REPORTING YOU
Pro: lol really?
Noob: YOU WERE USING HACKS I SAW IT
Pro: omg lmao
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Get the Hacker im reporting you mug.It is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. For that reason, "Ninja Report" should replace the title of any report written for any purpose, at all times.
Marshall: "...So I was meant to turn in a report about Using 23-b-3 Spurious Class Action Precedent to Contest a Class Certification Order Based on Lack of Commonality and Numerosity..."
Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?
Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday
Group: Oooh wow, cool
Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?
Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday
Group: Oooh wow, cool
by Tobe_meister March 8, 2010
Get the Ninja Report mug.The Colbert report is a "fake news show"like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays tyhe role of a Conservative media pundit.
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