The Relaxer

The same exact definition and motion of "The Shocker" (Look it up if you don't know), the only difference being the pinky is rotated in a clock wise circle while engaged in action. This totally relaxes the person receiving therefore bearing the name "The Relaxer".

Janice was surprised when I demonstrated The Relaxer to her. She liked it better than The Shocker.

by Dick Fitzenwell June 30, 2008

Simultaneous release

when one concurrently urinates and defecates; referenced in the song "Dani California"

I would sure rest in peace after a simultaneous release.

by prague1 June 30, 2006

relaxation assistant

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

by horny lepard March 29, 2010

release the beast

a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run

mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.

1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.

by Mr. Spy January 1, 2009

Really Relaxed

A phrase used to justify the faux pas that is falling asleep during sex.

It bares no relation to the effort or technique displayed by the other party. The falling asleep is usually out of character and is the result of weeks of burning the candle at both ends.

Muscley Hetero: yeh baby, d'ya like that?

Ali: Zzzzzz

Muscley Hetero: baby? Oh.My.God.

Ali:*wakes up*

urgh, i wasn't sleeping, i was just really relaxed.

by martini attack September 7, 2009

relaxer

Satanic chemical concoction used to kill African hair. It seems few black people are unaware of its unintended, unhealthy side effects and the permanent damage it causes to your fine, gravity-defying locks. It may appear that you're making your life easier, but have you noticed your hair has been the same length since the fifth grade? Have you noticed all the scabs on your scalp? If it's so good for you, why the hell it burn? Wake up and stop being so damn afraid of the hair God gave you. (If any white ppl are confused, relaxers are what black girls put in their hair to make it straight)

I'm insecure about myself and secretly wanna be white... relaxer here I come!

My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!

by Anon09876 February 24, 2018