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Rhino Rape

When you take your middle finger and make it into a bump and jam it up someones asshole
Dude, i rhino raped Jeremie so hard, he started crying.

I am now putting polysporin in my ass because i got rhino raped so hard yesterday.
by I go here in info at school October 20, 2010
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slippery rhino

The act of running into someone whos bending over with a broom or other long stick on your head, the word originates from the military
Friend 1: hey johnny is bending over, lets slippery rhino him
Friend 2: sure, pass me that broomstick
by military bob February 26, 2014
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Swamp Rhino

-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.

-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.
"That guy had a fucking swamp rhino in his pants, nasty!"

"That bitch is a fucking Swamp Rhino!"
by twinkletits November 17, 2013
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rhino swag

when you wear all gray clothing and look like a rhino
dude whats with the all grey today?
dude its called rhino swag
by matt b and chris d January 20, 2011
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Blind Rhino

A variation on the Roman Helmet with the exception of the penis being erect.
I was so drunk, I gave your mom a blind rhino...Don't tell your dad.
by mudmask August 2, 2008
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Rhino Ass

A cheap college meal containing common ingredients found around the kitchen. Key items include: tuna, mayo, pasta/ramen, frozen vegetables, eggs, pepper and ICBINB (I Can't Believe It's Not Butter).

Resulting meal will usually smell of any of the five surviving species of odd-toed ungulates in the Rhinocerotidae family.
I was making Rhino Ass upstairs in the kitchen and Furry took my turn on Marble Madness.
by daver! July 20, 2005
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rhino sex

Rhino sex is when two preferably Jewish men double-fuck a female with their noses, causing pleasure and suffocation at the same time.
Hey Johnny let's go have rhino sex with my girlfriend in celebration of her bar mitzvah
by Modesam March 4, 2014
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