Vladimir Putin

He’s a thick black nigga that runs Russia
He likes to invade Ukrainians assholes
And wants to fuck men

Vladimir Putin Is a faggot

by UrbanDicts February 26, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A Vladimir Putin is when your Russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet ass trike and you hand her a well deserves Russian beat down with a swift fore hand.

Bro: Hey that foreign chick Anastasia was a real bitch last night.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.

by C_Cask June 23, 2014

Vladimir Putin

The best leader to ever exist. No one can out beat him

Vladimir Putin is definitely not forcing me to write this

by Definitely not a Russian agent October 21, 2020

Vladimir Putin

A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times

p1:have you seen Vladimir Putin C-137 he said he will resign

p2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

by mcbabuka January 18, 2021

donald putin

The best president you will ever meet. If you like Donald tump you will love Donald putin the best leaders combined. He will solve brexit and remember new decade new me

Person:wow brexit is trash

Dr Phil: well at least we have Donald Putin

by Drphilissmexy November 4, 2019

Nadamay Putin

Two gay guys tapping each others butts together.. nothing happening.

Similar to the scissor kick.

I’m sorry I can’t get too grammar league in this day in age.

Nadamay Putin somewhere else besides here. 🦗

by ODeed March 21, 2020

Vladimir Putin

Someone like Donald Trump who you will talk mad shit about them over social media and the TV, then when you see them in the flesh you completely remain silent because he will win that fight.

Ron to Zack: There's that punk ass Cody, what a cuck. (Ron then comes within 5 feet of Cody and pretends he doesn't exist). Zack to Ron: wow dude you just made Cody look like Vladimir Putin.

by stainless67 February 25, 2022