puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

Pueef

When air gets stuck inside the penis and is forcibly released like a cannon out like a queef.

Dude i have a straw in my penis and i straight pueefed when I pulled it out.

by Pueefmster July 2, 2018

Penis Puke

A term to describe semen.

'Did you see stu's trousers? They were like totally covered in penis puke'

'Oh my god dude, I saw Gemma bend over the other day and next thing I know my pants were full of penis puke'

Gemma: 'Eeeew Stu! You have a big white stain on the front of your trousers that defintley looks like penis puke...'
Stu: 'ITS TOOTHPASTE I SWEAR!!!'

by gogo87 March 6, 2012

Pueef

The involuntary release of soul from the male penis

C Nasty: Dude what smells like soul?

D Vi: Pueeeeeeeeeeef

*as D Vi shoots backwards across the room from the rocket like power of his pueef

by D Vi and C Nasty August 29, 2009

pukie

The act of taking a selfie whilst puking
Originated from the thrash-punk band the Vampirates

I took a pukie and sent it to your mom last night.

by MadameMort May 20, 2015

Rainbow Puke

The emission of all the colors in the spectrum . Resulting in a colorful mess of awesomeness.

Jeff: "Dropped paints and they splattered everywhere"
Randy: "Looks like some kick-ass rainbow puke"

by Shoquinda December 29, 2009

puke

place on the center of a girl's legs
also known as vagina or pussy

wow laki nang puke mo =)

by Eron September 15, 2004