Puked My Pants

Puked (in) My Pants
To defecate in one's trousers.
I just Puked My Pants!
by Mr.Coffee August 19, 2006
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Shit ass puke

a disgusting ass blanket at jacobs house that smells like a pile of shit and ass plus puke
by Jakecameo April 24, 2021
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Puke n fuck

This is when your pussy fukn a bitch doggy style and you stick your thumb in the girls asshole (hopefully with a turtle head in there) pull it out and briefly swype your thumb under her nose then jam it in her mouth. This should initiate a gag reflex and vomiting . As this happens that pussy constricts and you bust a nut
I was boning Cindy last night, couldn't get a nut so I pulled out the puke n fuck. It was a mess but she's now pregnant with my baby
by Ellery Cellery April 28, 2023
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Puke n Poke

When you stop and stick your tongue in her butt hole and sniff it right after, then you're ready to hurl on her back and use the overflow for lube.
"Bro Jim smells like dick, pussy, and puke tonight wtf?"

"He musta hit his girl with the old puke n poke last night."
"Oh he's always running out of lube, dirty bastard."
"I HATE when he tongue punches her fart box just to puke for lube while he's deep in the poon!"
by get arrested March 08, 2018
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choke n puke

truck with hot food for factory workers in california
just hit return key & log off! choke n puke truck is here.
Hot cupper choke n puke eggs.
Good morning sunshine choke n puke truck is in the parking lot ima dumgard..
by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
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pork 'n puke

A low quality restaurant with large portions of food; usually a buffet.
The whole family is going to the pork 'n puke for Thanksgiving dinner.
by Ralph Jones September 25, 2007
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