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A penis fart. Equivalent to the female vagina fart or "Queef" as it is more commonly called. Instead of a fart sound like a queef, the pueef will make a whistling sound.
*TWEET* "What the hell was that? Did some one just whistle?"

Bob answers, "Oh sorry dude I just Pueefed
by Dare Devil2010 March 30, 2010
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When air gets stuck inside the penis and is forcibly released like a cannon out like a queef.
Dude i have a straw in my penis and i straight pueefed when I pulled it out.
by Pueefmster July 02, 2018
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When a man farts out of his penis.......is that possible?
dood, was that a fart or what was that?
by Chode Master December 13, 2003
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The rare occurence of flatulence from a man's penis. The opposite of a queef.
Linda: I was sucking his dick so hard when he came it sounded like his dick farted!
Marge: It's called a pueef, Linda.
by Lizicle October 17, 2010
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When a girl queefs and pees at the same. Similar to a β€œshart” being shit and fart at the same time.
When Lisa’s younger sister jumped on her stomach Lisa pueefed. Everyone heard it, but her pad prevented anyone from seeing the pee.
by Revco3 February 21, 2019
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The involuntary release of soul from the male penis
C Nasty: Dude what smells like soul?

D Vi: Pueeeeeeeeeeef

*as D Vi shoots backwards across the room from the rocket like power of his pueef
by D Vi and C Nasty August 29, 2009
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1. when a girl/guy poops and farts outta his/her dick/vagina
there have been rumors that such had occured, but there is no true evidence
Example 1. wtf that gordana chick pueefed while eating some cake at the wedding yesterday

Example 2. i dont even wanna know how theres poo on the front of ur boxers... did you pueef?
by pueef June 23, 2009
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