A penis fart. Equivalent to the female vagina fart or "Queef" as it is more commonly called. Instead of a fart sound like a queef, the pueef will make a whistling sound.
*TWEET* "What the hell was that? Did some one just whistle?"
Bob answers, "Oh sorry dude I just Pueefed
Bob answers, "Oh sorry dude I just Pueefed
by Dare Devil2010 March 30, 2010
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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by Chode Master December 13, 2003
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Linda: I was sucking his dick so hard when he came it sounded like his dick farted!
Marge: It's called a pueef, Linda.
Marge: It's called a pueef, Linda.
by Lizicle October 17, 2010
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by Pueefmster July 02, 2018
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C Nasty: Dude what smells like soul?
D Vi: Pueeeeeeeeeeef
*as D Vi shoots backwards across the room from the rocket like power of his pueef
D Vi: Pueeeeeeeeeeef
*as D Vi shoots backwards across the room from the rocket like power of his pueef
by D Vi and C Nasty August 29, 2009
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When Lisa’s younger sister jumped on her stomach Lisa pueefed. Everyone heard it, but her pad prevented anyone from seeing the pee.
by Revco3 February 21, 2019
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