Puckermucker

The act of kissing some other persons butt. To be sycophantic
One puckers ones lips in preparation to kiss butt. Which could be full of muck.

Jeeze talk about puckermuckering the boss. He so wants a raise or promotion.

by ironicbliss August 6, 2011

Pucker Juice

Dripping sweat from one's ass crack.

Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.

by Eaton Holgoode July 7, 2016

enema pucker

The usage of equal amounts of apple cider vinegar and cold water in an enema. This rectumfies the slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.

"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."

"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

Chock Puckler

A thinly veiled pseudonym for "cock-sucker", permitting use of the term in public settings where the the unabashed term might be frowned upon.

* While in the crowd at a little league game *
You: Chris Matthews is a chock puckler.
Them: Come again?
You: Total chock puckler
Them: Ahh, got it

by SurferJ November 21, 2011

puckfuck

(n) Chicks that have sex with hockey players because they think its cool.
(v) to have sex with a hockey player

(v) Yeah, after the party I'm going to fuckpuck these blond chicks that were staring at me the whole game.
(n) Tell those fuckpucks to close their mouth.

by LL November 16, 2004

puckered starfish

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her puckered starfish.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Fudge Puckle

When a sports team has a huge lead in a game and chokes their way to a loss.

The Sacramento Kings fudge puckled their way to another 4th quarter meltdown.

by Sacramentanisburning December 22, 2010