The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
by deftone_dude October 19, 2011
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To promote the interactions between a pedophile/child predator, usually by the jailbait/prey. The minor will provoke the pedo to talk sexually to, without even being sexual. S/he could say "go away and leave me a lone you perv" and the predator will hear that she wants his penis badly.
Commonly used online, where the predator/prey rates are higher than ever. Many "prey" will actually get lulz from this predavoking, but it could end up badly, so we do not encourage this at all.
To promote the interactions between a pedophile/child predator, usually by the jailbait/prey. The minor will provoke the pedo to talk sexually to, without even being sexual. S/he could say "go away and leave me a lone you perv" and the predator will hear that she wants his penis badly.
Commonly used online, where the predator/prey rates are higher than ever. Many "prey" will actually get lulz from this predavoking, but it could end up badly, so we do not encourage this at all.
1."Did you hear about the new fad that Terra started? It's called predatorvoke. You find pedophiles and start a conversation normally. Then, if you get tired of hearing they want your body, tell them to go rot in hell. If they heard "OH FUCK ME BABY!" then you're good at predavoking.
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