Portland Trail Mix

Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2

Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix

Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime

Vinnie- idk I might be hungry

by The Liberian February 28, 2025

portland tumbleweed

An unsecured tent of a homeless individual in Portland, Oregon, that has started to tumble across the road due to a mild gust of wind. Typically, the owner of the portland tumbleweed is too high on one or more of the many decriminalized drugs to be able to catch up and retrieve their property.

Hey Debra, let the boss know I'll be late for work. A portland tumbleweed blowing across the 5 has caused a pretty bad backup.

by Top 1% racist award. March 7, 2025

Portland push-up

The act of having intercourse with another man, usually while both are assuming the vertical position.

Dave: Yo, you're never gonna guess what I saw down by the boardwalk!

Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?

by Snaze4Daze April 28, 2025

Portland Rug-burn

A skin burn you receive on your penis after getting an armpit job from a liberal Portland women

That girl I met at the Palestine rally gave me a Portland rug-burn after

by Matpall January 23, 2026

Portland Handwarmer

When walking in downtown Portland Oregon in the winter time, you put on a latex glove and pick up a homeless persons fresh pile of dookie.

it was so cold in downtown Portland this winter, thankfully I wasn't far from a nice Portland handwarmer!

by BigJtwista January 30, 2026

Portland Trail Blazers

The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.

I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.

by Ziggmanster June 4, 2025

PortmanteauOfRetina

idk some guy who talks to fifteen year olds at the age of 21 on discord and is self admitted unemployed with no plans in life and gets defended for being a pdough by a certain baconhair online

BaconMan would be down to PortmanteauOfRetina doing it with him and trying for a baby

by VanDijkCastle August 19, 2025