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Poodle-flaps

Poodle-flaps is a term used to substitute a swear word when cursing. It is often used when under the influence of cannibis, and can be a response to something that you are incapable of formulating a lucid reply to. The term conjures images of a Poodle's vaginal flaps, and this is the intent.
Bob: "James, pass the pringles..."
<knocking over the pringles in an attempt to reach them>
James: Poodle-flaps!

Alternatively:
<Upon making an error in work or college>
"Poodle-flaps!"
by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005
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Puddle Cruiser

The first film by the Broken Lizard comedy group.
by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006
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puddlefuck

When one unintentionally steps in, or is otherwise submerged, in a puddle.
"Dude, I just stepped out of my car and got completely puddlefucked"
by Nicoslavia April 6, 2009
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puddled

When a large amount of liquid LSD is squirted directly into the mouth. This is typically done during shows at music festivals, where exact measurement isn't easy. Buyers will pay to have the drug dropped in their mouth, but sometimes the dealers they will give significantly more than 1 drop. Whether from tripping themselves, or to just mess with someone they will give the recipient much more than they had paid for or were expecting to get.

Puddling typically involves anywhere from 15-30 hits (1-2 hits is a normal amount) and frequently results in ego death, a complete separation of the mind from the body. With acid in these amounts it is also easy for one to slip into a bad trip.

Doses in these amounts can have acute effects for up to 24 hours and sometimes residual effects that can last for months, known as Hallucinogen persisting perception.
Eric got puddled at the campsite by some wook and had an ego death! He said he "love-hates" the guy who did it and wants to "punch-kiss" him in the face. He was still tripping when he said that about 12 hours after he peaked.
by FriendlyChemist February 26, 2017
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podded

A word for getting killed or otherwise being taken out of action in a space combat game. Comes from having to get in your escape pod.
Commander: Attack bombers!
Me: I'd love to, but I'm podded.
by Technomancer January 1, 2005
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piddle-paddling

verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
by bepatient March 19, 2006
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poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.
I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.
by heptune August 31, 2008
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