A funnel-fanatic frat star who generally lives on a vegetable farm; spends his free-time being blackout and slow dancing to nicki minaj. WARNING: Do not place in direct sunlight and subject to pile in any location.
Gars Femander is a paunkey.
by sdlfjnsldf August 10, 2012
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Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.
Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.
Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!
by gandalforever2008 June 4, 2013
Get the Plonked off mug.Masturbating while planking.
A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.
by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014
Get the plank spanking mug.To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.
Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!
by ThyReginator November 26, 2017
Get the Plank Wank mug.A unit of time based off of the plank, a painful core exercise which induces an extreme burning feeling in the abdomen. Just like the actual plank exercise, the plank minute seems to last forever.
by Kick ass high hive January 27, 2020
Get the plank minute mug.An unidentified conceptual artist (or artists) who places mysterious shiny metal monoliths in obscure places, possibly inspired by 2001: A Space Odyssey
Alexia was walking along the Isle of Wight beach when she spotted the shining monolith. Perhaps the work of Planksy, just like the one in Utah?
by Limbic Candy December 7, 2020
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