piccy

A cute, short simple way to make the word picture shorter. Pronounced "Pick-ee".

Commonly used on fanart websites.

"EEee! What a qute piccy of Zim!"

by GalaxyDancer May 23, 2005

"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.

If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".

by Larry Latrino July 21, 2006

pinchin a high note

the act of holding in piss, while at the same time forcing air out of your anus, the resulting note is extremely high, due to the pressure involved.

made funnier by squinting eyes and holding breath

Farter: *squinting with breath held lets out a slow high pitched fart*

Fartee: AHHHH HA HA HA HA

by funzoooo April 25, 2005

pincockio

a pincockio is when a guy gets a tattoo of pinochio around the base of his cock so that when he gets a hard -on it looks like pinochio's nose

when that bitch gave me head, she was looking my pincockio right in the eyes

by gene kelly 12 November 8, 2007

Pinch and Zoom

When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.

I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.

by VMSTRETCH June 1, 2011

pinchaway

Your old lady that pinches your goods and puts it away without your knowledge

What a pinchaway..I'd get up next morning and my pockets were empty and all put away with no consent to my knowledge

by Mcnellyplayland July 7, 2017

pinch and pivot

The act of stopping mid stream while urinating to pop a squat. Often necessarily executed in haste as a result of blindly trusting a fart that has gone awry while taking a piss. There is no time to flex the stream closed. It must be manually pinched off and involves the act of shuffling awkwardly while simultaneously attempting to put the seat down and drop trou'. SHALL only be attempted by seasoned professionals.

Dave: "That was a long piss. You good bro?"
Ryan: "I was mid stream when the Chinese food hit, I had to pinch and pivot to avoid catastrophe."

Sarah spent the weekend cleaning the bathroom as a result of a poorly executed pinch and pivot by Scott.

by Dirty D 69 November 3, 2018