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petes dragon

Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.
Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!
by Pleidese February 5, 2020
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pettalica

A pettalica is someone in generally a friendship group whos only job and use is to travel around and get everyone to places they need to be without them doing anything.
You need to get to work? Just get John to do it, he's our pettalica.
by Meewah November 20, 2020
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Petter

The retard in the group and always play fortnite.
You such a petter
by BigDick004 February 3, 2021
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pettel

A rare and strange little man. Usually characterized by poorly grown cop staches , and extremely small genatalia.
Found in New Zealand, they think they have breeding prowess, but rarely are the father of their kids. Often referred to as a Linzy
Jesus, Linzy is sure a pettel.
by Dadmau5 December 23, 2020
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petscort

When you move around the house late at night and all your pets go secret service mode and escorts you to wherever, back to your bedroom, then stare at you awkwardly until you get back in bed.
I really wish these needy dogs would chill the fuck out and stop petscorting me every time I have to piss.
by BootStewLeonard January 5, 2021
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Petesexual

When you are only attracted to Pete Davidson.
Someone: oh I’m petesexual.
by It’s jenny February 12, 2021
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Petted

She petted the dog
by 3xtremelamborghini March 25, 2021
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