Definitions by BootStewLeonard

petscort 

When you move around the house late at night and all your pets go secret service mode and escorts you to wherever, back to your bedroom, then stare at you awkwardly until you get back in bed.

I really wish these needy dogs would chill the fuck out and stop petscorting me every time I have to piss.

petscort by BootStewLeonard January 5, 2021