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When you move around the house late at night and all your pets go secret service mode and escorts you to wherever, back to your bedroom, then stare at you awkwardly until you get back in bed.
I really wish these needy dogs would chill the fuck out and stop petscorting me every time I have to piss.
by BootStewLeonard January 05, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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