jet pilot

When a girl places her face against your scrotom as if it is jet pilot's mask and jacks you off as if your penis is a control stick.

Erik V., why would you ever ask your mom to give you a Jet Pilot? That's absolutely disgusting. No mother would ever want to jack off her own son. You are a pervert!

by janky April 22, 2005

pilot eyes

(also pilot-eyes)

Derived from the formula of TV shows to set up a potential relationship in the pilot episode. No matter how many relationships the main character may have throughout the series, they will always end up with their 'pilot eyes'.

Can refer either to the character in a TV show, or everyday situations where two people have had ongoing chemistry/sexual tension for a long period of time.

1. Bob: Yo did you see the pilot for 90210 last night? Annie is so gonna end up wth Ethan. He's her pilot eyes.

2. Bob: Dude, when are Seth and Mary gonna get together? Mary should stop seeing other guys. Seth has been her pilot eyes from day one.

by acklevoy March 3, 2009

Japenese Pilot

It's cold outside.

As in: "There is a Nip in the air"

Geezer1: Japenese Pilot mate!
Geezer 2: Yeah it's freezing.

by Ali Geezus March 11, 2004

co-pilot

When in intercorse. you put ur penis in the mouth and put ur balls on her ear and you jizum.

I know matt gordons mom like the cock pit when im the co-pilot.

by bggvgcvyg December 3, 2006

Test pilot

Short for "A test pilot in a Broom Factory"
Shorthand for a domineering or authoritarian person who want things to go thier way by any means, or not at all.

The new secretary is a test pilot.
This bureaucrat is the chief test pilot.

by Magnificent Mutley October 18, 2008

pilot paddy

A cumbersome pilot who has recently earnt his wings.

Usually of 'chavish' origin, the highly skilled, but equally idiotic pilot, a friendly chap, who never really gets the point.

Bulky in mass, Light in mental power.

'Is he new? His not bad but a bit dim no?'

'Aye, he's the new pilot paddy'

by Rammer January 6, 2006

pilot lights

to light pilot lights; to smoke crack

the term is derived from multiple crackheads on the block lighting up at night giving the appearance of pilot lights.

mentioned in the legit ballin album song 'stories' with twista.

"those ain't lightning bugs, those are hypes lightin pilot lights'

by wtf74 June 28, 2010