pasta

a code word for sex, or any sexual activity equal to or greater than a hand job or fingering.

Yo did you hear that joe ate some pasta with kelly?
He said that was the best pasta he had in a long ass time.

by thepersian1 January 7, 2012

Partay

If you're looking this up you've OBVIOUSLY never been to one. Not the typically party. Usually thrown by one who is a Disnazy.

Friend: We should have a partay!

Me: Yassss! Dere will be food, and more food, and a piñata!

by sparklycholoshankmeorspankme January 29, 2015

partatious

Having to do with or not having to do with anything. When you just need a big word to fill in a sentence so that you sound like you know what you are talking about.
Also spelled partaqtious (q is silent and used because q's are not used enough in the english language.

It was with strong emotion and a feeling of glee that I asked for her partatious answer.

by Ian January 7, 2005

making pasta

The act of masturbating in someones sock drawer as a vengeful act to get back at someone.

"Nik was too scared to leave an upper decker at Mark's new place so Gordy made some pasta." "Sean is in Kirk's room making pasta right now." "Robert totally pasta'd that one kid's sock drawer."

by Seany C. January 20, 2011

[Partastification]

The act of partying with your friends with a common purpose or reason.

Super Bowl Partastification!! 3:30pm

by wisconie86 January 24, 2009

Pasta King

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.

Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.

by Yarnaby Jones July 14, 2009

pasta obscura

a pasta dish with unrecognisable ingredients normally found in large scale self-service kitchens. can also be applied to road-trip, find cusine or campsite meal planning using any kind of pasta to build a quick meal.

Jessy: Is that the Lasangne?

Mick: No, that's the pasta obscura.

by voster August 9, 2009