Broken Package

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.

Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!

by The Ink Man September 23, 2017

behind package

A complete series of attractive posterior features.

Sarah has a behind package.

by Sachchit murali October 22, 2013

faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)

Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!

by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

That "Package"

HIV/AIDS

Damn, did you hear about Darren James
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲

by pornstar1 May 14, 2023

Redundies package

When a person who was used to gather information and find a suspected bed head haha , who died his hair blonde , then choked a chicken and spanked a monkey , after a short black coffee , no longer is needed because they have got all the bed heads back into a bed now and off the street , They get red undies from haemorrhoids and explosive shitting

Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me

by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024