by killman64 September 09, 2016
1: Dude what's that?
2: It's my package shot!
2: It's my package shot!
by TheRealPoggers March 09, 2020
When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
When a person who was used to gather information and find a suspected bed head haha , who died his hair blonde , then choked a chicken and spanked a monkey , after a short black coffee , no longer is needed because they have got all the bed heads back into a bed now and off the street , They get red undies from haemorrhoids and explosive shitting
Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
When a man is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures and has a 6 inch penis. The ideal type of man that all delusional modern women look for.
James: Did you hear about that guy who asked Kate out?
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package
by condensed_salt February 25, 2024
Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women
Who do not selling "V____a"or "Battery"for money,good cooking,good mother for the kids who teahing them to be a good "Human+Humanity"(For Good Generation in the Future)
And Hot....On "Snowboard"...,Oops!!
P.S.This include teaching "Little Boy(Soft...,Wope!!!)" how to be+act like the good "Human+Humanity"
P.S.All those who selling "V____a"+"Battery" you are not the "Bad"(and you can make your own choice that you want to be Human Or Animal??)
Brand name+Money do not show that you are HI-So
Human+Humanity that nobady can look down on you..your chioce.(^_^) Hi-Somide or Hi-SoSl_ty?
Who do not selling "V____a"or "Battery"for money,good cooking,good mother for the kids who teahing them to be a good "Human+Humanity"(For Good Generation in the Future)
And Hot....On "Snowboard"...,Oops!!
P.S.This include teaching "Little Boy(Soft...,Wope!!!)" how to be+act like the good "Human+Humanity"
P.S.All those who selling "V____a"+"Battery" you are not the "Bad"(and you can make your own choice that you want to be Human Or Animal??)
Brand name+Money do not show that you are HI-So
Human+Humanity that nobady can look down on you..your chioce.(^_^) Hi-Somide or Hi-SoSl_ty?
by Mammy's(All Wives) November 10, 2011
Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench December 20, 2017