Mother Puma

The proud mother of a puma.

Holy christ look at that graceful mother puma over there protecting her young from a pack of yetis.

by KIDNEY BURG August 8, 2009

china putas

Chinese bitchdes with std. In spanish u get hella putas

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Martin strickland likss china putos cuz he like male bitches china putas

by Shuf fhe fuck up February 14, 2019

Simas Pužas

A next level threat to humanity basically a menace to everyone. How to spot him?
He is basically blonde 1.71 meters height or 5'7 feet weighs around 71 kg usually wears adidas lightmotion or airmax 90's

Runs very fast so you can hear the tutonic plates shifting while his massive petite body steps on the ground every second before seeing him sprint at you rethinf your life all you memories because you are either about to be dismembered alive by this monster or he will just play Yeat on his iphone 7 his enemies are usually named Emilis, and he doesnt support lgbtq propaganda, he is actually very homophobic did i mention he is basically a manipulative piece of shit? If u stand beetwen him and his goal you wont notice how he manipulates you into suicide.

John: Hey did you hear Simas Pužas joined our school?

Billy: pray on my mommas feet he a tsar level bomb threat to humanity u signed ur death certificate without picking up a pen

by Wheretheproblemat March 11, 2022

puma

Penis. Up. My. Ass. ... self explanitory

Brandon Locke recieves pumas from Joe Frutz everyday this week; it has been hard for him to sit down; but he enjoys it very much.

by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004

pumps

When you consider sex NOT sex becasuse the male never CAME. It is a great way of justifying NOT having sex a.k.a. not boosting up the numbers....because of a lack of cum.

"Did you have sex?" "No we just had pumps"

by Pumps December 19, 2006

conversational puma

A Puma (sneaker) that's so hot it sparks mad conversation.

Person 1: Oooo....I love those sneaks, I gotta get me some of those.

Person 2: Yea, i have a lot of Pumas, but these are my conversational Pumas.

by Rasheeda October 16, 2005

Pumps

The things that (according to the rapper Jin in his song "Learn Chinese") cause y'all to speak Chinese when they come out. Possibly pump-action shotguns?

Jin: Ya'll gon learn chinese, when the pumps come out, you're gon speak chinese.

by Jak H January 9, 2009