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White Person

A person who has origins relating to or directly from the continent of Europe, especially those who are from the Northern and Western areas.
The suspect for the robbery was a white person, male, about 20 years of age.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018
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A perfect person

Person A: have you ever met a perfect person?
Person B: omg there’s one reading this right now!
by meanbeanaileen June 22, 2019
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It's nothing personal

A phrase added before someone says something really shitty, in hopes of easing the severity of the comment.
It's nothing personal, but you repulse me.

It's nothing personal, but I don't know why I ever had sex with you.
by spillcanvasgirl21 June 27, 2009
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An Undescriptive Person

People who constantly use the words/ phrases: "like", "you know", and/or "Ummm" because they never even knew what the hell they were talking about in the first place.
Teacher: "Stan, what do you mean by that?"

Stan: "Well, you know, Romeo ummmmm liked ummm, you know, what's her face, oh yeah....Juliet! But like, you know, both of their families like hated each other, and ummm I guess they, you know, ummm had to like run away from, you know...like their families!"

Another Student: "Man, you are an undescriptive person."
by That dude 013. June 19, 2011
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personality shoplifter

a person who publicly announces love for an object/person/idea that is distinctly yours after having little or no previous experience with or emotion towards object.
My boyfriend loves adult swim and so do I! My favorite show is...(?)
by banana101 May 13, 2005
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personal reasons

The official reason given when you are sacked for shagging a prostitute in the office.
Dave has left for personal reasons
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jeep personality

When someone bases their entire lifestyle around their Jeep. They have become engrossed in "Jeep Culture" and will spend all their time and money on their Jeep. These people are often obsessed with their Jeeps, even to the point where they will ignore previous hobbies or friendships in favor of other "Jeepers". Studies with EEG have confirmed how the brain of a Jeeper reacts when talking about Jeeps. Similarly to Cocaine, there is a rush of endorphins that temporarily inhibit the Jeeper's thought processes. If you worry someone you know is developing a Jeep personality, please call 1-800-273-8255 because you'll want to kill yourself once they start talking about their Jeep.
"Sean sure has developed quiet a jeep personality. He screamed 'Wrangler' when he climaxed last night."
by Rolln July 4, 2019
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