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Parker by an autistic clown August 3, 2022
A guy who acts cool in front of his friends but when he's dating someone has a big soft spot for them and is a little awkward when dating but in a cute way. He probably dates girls who act like him. He probably dates girls named Ariana, Madeline, Sarah, and Gianna.
Person A: Hey remember when you dated Parker?
Person B: Yeah I still love him
Parker by Carriethegohst September 22, 2022
Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.
"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""
Parker is a man that is a discord kitten and has many moderators
"Did you hear about Parker being a discord kitten"
Parker by SlayingTheDayAway November 3, 2022
A cool guy with a great personality, Parker Usually likes girls that are nice and supportive, He relies on other people a lot and usually has only friends that are girls and maybe one friend that is a boy, If he tells a girl that he likes her he feels that girl is the only one who understands him and he wants to cherish her forever. Sometimes he gets a little sad if he sees the girl he likes laughing and having a great time with another boy because she doesn't have as much fun around him. He likes getting to know people and doesn't want to feel like a bad person. If he ever cries around you that means he cares enough for you to let you see his emotions.
girl 1: Parker is a really nice guy

girl 2: he is so caring
Parker by Truefacts26381 November 10, 2022
The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.
Person A: who the hell is making animal sounds in class?
Person B: that’s just Parker
Parker by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022