shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.

i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.

by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 29, 2018

Chase Parker

These people have EXTREMELY small penises

chase Parker you pp is very small idk why just ask your mom and ask her why is it so small

by igototrentonschools July 23, 2020

Parker Copeland

A snack

I’m a Parker copeland

by Mommasboi69 October 9, 2019

contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Parker Madliak

A 14 year old boy who was killed in a hit and run incident on February 9, 2015. The guy who hit parker who's name is Cody Laundry thought he hit a deer and the next day turned himself in.

Parker Madliak June 20,2000-February 9,2015

by a retarted social media app th May 31, 2015