TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain's definitions

Parker

Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.

"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""

by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022

Marley

She is the most amazing person you could meet. She's always there to make you smile, laugh and fall hard for her. She has been through a lot of bad relationships but she always opens her arms to friends. She gives great hugs, and is never in a terrible mood when she's around her friends.

"Man, I wish I could ask Marley out on a date. She's so cute!"

by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain January 2, 2023