morning oyster

Coughing up detritus from the lining of the throat and lungs,usually associated with smoking and drinking the night before,usually in a liquidy-greenish spot,with,erm,...bits ;)

I woke up this morning after that clubbing session,and it felt like I had sandpaper in my throat,and baffles in my lungs. I had a long drink of water for my throat,and a good old hoik over the verandah for a morning oyster

by Tendollarbill October 9, 2008

Dockers oyster

Lumpy mucous excreted from the lungs whilst coughing. Apparently, dockers had rather a lot, and were never likely to be able to afford the real thing!

After spitting.. 'there goes another dockers oyster'

by Matt Haggis January 12, 2009

Sandy Oyster

This is when you are fucking a fat bitch on the beach and you think you are fucking her big fat stinky pussy but you are really fucking a fold of fat that is filled with slimy moldy crap and sand.

Guy: That was a great fuck. I have never felt a pussy like yours. I always wanted to fuck a fat bitch on the beach. Like a beached whale!

Fat Bitch: I did not feel anything, you were fucking my sandy oyster.

by katalveino skelia October 14, 2009

prarie oyster

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.

McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

Ugly-Oyster

A sexual act in which a man and woman scissor legs while the man rubs his anus on the compliant female's vagina in a scissored position until climax is attained. Flatulence and defecation are usually involved as enhancements to the act.

Obsessed with filthy sex, Joanna can only climax during an ugly-oyster.

by oystermaster July 26, 2013

Lil Oyster

The sexiest rapper of all time. He destroys all of the pussies. He frequently murders Foggy Bob with his lusty words that are full of meaning

Thot 1 "Lil Oyster is so hot"
Thot 2 "He makes me wet every time"

by Bigpimpdaddy69 January 11, 2019

whistling oyster

a pussy that's been peen pounded sooo hard, that its just quivering. and if you listen really closely you can hear the ocean!... no joke, try it some time.

god damn i fucked the shit out of Crissie last night, I gave her, just the meanest whistling oyster!

by John Q. Rape April 18, 2010