mcgurk

A mcgurk is a very swift slap to the nuts often causing severe pain, to which the reciever will fall to the floor.

Tim was getting jizzy in the bar last night so George walked by and gave him a good mcgurk, then laughed as he fell to the floor.

by Badandyale April 4, 2009

McGurk

(verb) to inflict severe pain and damage to friends and acquaintances by the administration of excessive quantities of alcohol, especially of an exotic, unusual, or unnecessary variety.

(expletive): "McGurk!" - the cry of pain, shame, and self-loathing uttered when one realises that one has been McGurked (q.v.)

(On waking, the morning after, in poor condition): "Oh no, I've been McGurked!"

(When meeting someone who appears to be suffering): "What happened to you?" "I got McGurked last night"

by SexReject February 5, 2010

mcgurk

A secretive term for jerking off or masturbating in the presence of one who is unaccepting that a man needs to bust a load himself once in a while.

Yo, let me get the laptop so i can mcgurk to nugget porn in the bathroom.

by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008

McGurk

To be possessive, to keep all for one self.

Stop McGurkin the Blunt.
Hey don't McGurk the chips.

by Drew, Matt, Parker November 3, 2008

mcgurk

one who makes shit up to make his penis seem big when in fact he has nothing more than a 1 inch, shriveled up, POS that couldn't even please a 13 year old.

look at tom, he is mcgurkin to that teenager over there.

by hothotheat12 March 8, 2009

mcgurk combo

Once someone has been given a mcgurk and they fall to the floor you would then stomp on their nuts causing even more humor and ending all chances of reproduction for the receiver of the mcgurk combo.

After i gave that kid a mcgurk and he fell, i decided to mcgurk combo his ass with a good stomp to prevent reproduction.

by badandyale2 April 4, 2009

McGurk upper cut

the mcgurk upper cut is when a man is chugging a large beverage and someone falls to there knees behind the victim and delivers an uppercut to his genitals causing him to fall to the ground vomiting everything he just chugged

I cant believe they made Brendon clean up his own puke after andy gave him that Mcgurk upper cut.

by Brookfield rocks June 6, 2011