nonce

A common English (mainly Yorkshire) insult similar to twat, dickhead and wanker

Samuel is a rate nonce

by OCS LIVO October 11, 2016

noach

Alternate way of referring to the vagina.

Are you going to let me slam that noach?

She has a nice, tight, noach

by Ian Ross July 8, 2006

nochella

a very precious hazzelnut from Italy used to make liquors.

Nochella's are the best nuts for liquors.

by Davido Nocella March 4, 2008

nonce

This word, in its offensive slang forms, is probably derived from "nonsense".

Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.

Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:

1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.

2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).

3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.

1) "Gary Glitter's a nonce!"
"Protect your kids from those nonces."

2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"

3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."

by fwe22 May 16, 2006

ninch

Every single little itty bitty bit of something there is possible to have.

The day before inspection, Jamie observed every ninch of her restaurant to make sure it was clean.

by GalaxyDancer April 17, 2005

Nonce

An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt

Why was nonce seekers filmed in England so much

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

nonchalant in most situations

Most notorious doxxer out there, wouldn't mess with the dude.

''Dont make me pull a nonchalant in most situations on you"

by AAMMUU June 3, 2023