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darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.
by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018
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file mingon

Illiterate spelling of Filet Mignon. Usually seen in areas populated by westerners on menus of cheap restaurants run by people originating from the middle-east, though this is a generalisation.
"Helo Sir, welcome welcome, Hamid's fresh and fast food, check out great new file mingon for only 19$"
by TheFatherOfNames June 19, 2017
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File Crab

He is the giver of files. The ultimate member of og file hub. He is always nice to everyone and always will pertain to be.

Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.
File crab just gave me snippets to a new song titled "Anacondas" and "Double Date"
by FileCrab January 4, 2024
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Haunted File

A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.

Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"

Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"

Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.

Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.
by TheSpazFromRainman March 13, 2022
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Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.
"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"
by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015
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lost files sex

Sex that happen anytime between the hours of 2 am - 5 am.
“Me and Jenny had lost files sex before I came into work this morning
by Sadrenity May 3, 2024
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the Rockford files

You can probably catch the Rockford files on Netflix.
by THE ALPHA FEMALE May 21, 2018
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