neil

a very rare handsome awesome funny witty intelligent captivating man with proper spelling of his name and also has unusually large penis

all the girls want a neil of there own

by suckaducka916 February 16, 2023

Neil Luna

a boy who gets boner all the time

woah, look at his boner

oh thats a neil luna

by lollipopchick133 May 19, 2011

Neil

Investment banker

Neil the investment banker

by Yuhhhaixiai November 25, 2021

Neil

Neil is one of the best boys on the planet , hes caring , respects women , is nice to everyone. He cares a lot about his friends and would lay down his life for any of them. Neil loves all animals and will protect them at any cost. If you come across a Neil you should never let him go. The best kind of Neils are the queer ones.If you life a Neil he is not going to let you out of his life ever.

Hey , isnt Neil pansexual

by Your mother loves me April 14, 2023

Neil Yang

He tried Panda Express last week Today is march 8 2025. 5'11 3/4 in w shoes he is 6 ft. He claims to be 6 ft. we all know hes not. Yesterday it rained. He also tells weird stories and probably should not be left around in a room w men.

1: I talked to Neil Yang yesterday, and he told me some weird theory about how all men are inherently gay.

2: Neil: Yeah I would transition the fuck out of them first and fuck them

by porneliusyang March 8, 2025

Neil Clemow

Neil is a famous actor from a little town in Camborne people normally confuse him for ‘Phil pot’

Oh he looks pretty rich must be a Neil clemow

by Owen Webber March 14, 2022

neil

the most handsome boy you'll ever meet. you have to earn his love, but it's absolutely worth it. in fact, he's worth everything. it's not just that he's pretty, he will love you so much more than you've ever been loved. he's also very, very smart, & will impress you with his knowledge.

person A: why do you love him so much
person B: you'll understand one day when you find a neil

by taken44a_ride January 28, 2025