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Nerpster

Nerd hipsters. Be careful in their presence. They will outsmart and outsmart simply with ironic auras.
Zeus is such a fucking Nerpster. Let's trash his fixie.
by dickalangelo November 13, 2011
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Needs Direction

A way to describe an employee who is otherwise worthless. An employee who, without detailed instruction and hand holding, will waste the day on the internet.
Employe: Hey is Bob a good worked?

Employe 2: He can be, but needs direction.

Employe: So in other words, he's useless.
by Irritated Boss June 12, 2013
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neepoos

The somewhat-American-Japanese kiddie way of saying "nipples".
Your neepoos are SOOO cute!! xoxo
by Dr. Balls 3000 June 22, 2015
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Neesha

A sexy, beautiful and funny girl. she has no filter whatsoever and gets all the guys.
Neesha is so hot wtf! She has everyone drooling.
by Yyoqq February 6, 2023
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cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.
1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2018
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Fish Needs Urgent CPR

My Fish needs urgent CPR, she said seductively.
by filthyA January 26, 2022
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Neeks

Someone Who wears a bullet shirt and has a dp with them getting hit in the head by someone else but they seem to lie and say its there hand but they are getting hit in the head


A neeks is also someone who drinks and is against marijuana and they dont smoke weed?
boy1. mad i am cool

Boy 2. Fuck you

Boy 3. Neeksinald
by Donteatthebacon April 8, 2009
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