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Smart penis

A smart, entrepreneurial and intelligent male,who happens to have a penis
-Oh god, Oscar is such a smart penis.I wish we would go on a date.
-That douchebag?!No way!
by littlepurpleeggplant April 30, 2023
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mad smart

A phrase that exaggerates the way of saying someone is very smart. Mad meaning crazy intelligent.
That guy is mad smart! He got 100% on the exam.”
by Jalcensay August 13, 2020
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'Smart car'ed

When you are driving around in a crowded parking lot and think you finally see a space, you go for it but just as you're about to pull in, you see a smart car parked all the way at the front of the space.
"Dude what took you so long to park" "The lot was crowded and I got "'smart car'ed" a few times"
by Ensen Jackles February 11, 2013
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Lazy Smart

Texpo the VCP of 1C, got scolded by every teachers including the LAC teacher. Loves Koala and playing Monkeytype on the lesson. The word, lazy smart, can also be used as a verb or adjective to describe Texpo
by Fat duck pro December 19, 2022
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smart pothead

A person that would literally take 2 minutes to answer what 2+2 is because he’s always high AF but takes 1hr doing a test and get a 100 .They Usually haves good grades and like to talk about politics and conspiracy theories when smoking, but stay forgetting what they talking about . Probably some hallucinogens mest up their brain
If our honor student Amy keeps doing LSD and smoking she’s going to end up like a smart pothead.
by Someone from the east March 13, 2018
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Smart bombs

Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)
knockers, hooters, boobs, tits, Smart bombs
by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009
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Smart-alecky

the art of or being a smart ass.
We were treated like a 3rd grader when the car salesman was trying to sell us the extended warranty with his smart-alecky attitude .
by Highstress September 5, 2016
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