muscle tits

n. breasts characterized by their firm and taut appearance and feel. Usually on the smaller side, nice to grab, however, not very bouncy.

Dude...she was hot! I liked her tight little body and I even liked her cute little muscle tits!

by Barry Flomar January 22, 2004

Mulchero

Hard-working, Hispanic landscaping worker, prevalent in expensive neighbourhoods.

Rodrigo could tell by the pungent, earthy odour and the neatness of his flower beds that the mulcheros had visited that day.

by superdougio April 14, 2009

munched off

Bit into 2 or more penises in a gangbang

She munched off the entire rugby team.

by innitblud1000 June 11, 2014

muscle memory-loss

1. When you know how to do something really well, but when you try to show people you suddenly can't seem to do it.
2. When you can do something without thinking about it, but when you consciously engage in said activity, you constantly fail at it.

I tried to show off to my friends how well I could ice skate, but I was struck by an acute case of muscle memory-loss and I fell on my ass. They wouldn't believe that I was ever good at it afterwards.

by das.sprache.meister February 26, 2015

Muncheon

Muncheon is an extra meal at any time during the day in addition to the more recognised; breakfast, lunch(eon), tea and dinner. Similarly to luncheon, muncheon is a formal way of saying 'munch'. Traditionally, having a 'munch' is frowned upon and linked to greediness and lack of self control. Going for 'muncheon' is a politer way of describing your extra meal/snack.

Q: Would you like to go out for muncheon tomorrow?

A: Of course I would. I am always down for a fat munch!

by Alzamatralz September 18, 2016

Muscle Jerkitis

When your dominant arm is more buff than your non dominant due to the effect of oftenly masturbating.

Man: "I swear, my left arm is strong, but it doesn't look like it compared to my right."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."

by Sid Phillips June 25, 2017

Muscle Tunnel

A soft, moist, dark space for your pleasure.

Bullock is jealous that of all the guys who get to use muscle tunnels. He must live vicariously through everyone else. He does not have a muscle to tunnel into.

by Matthew B. December 6, 2021