Pump-and-munch

A threesome, male female female.

Hey angel, want to join megan and mike for a pump-and-munch?

by Dr Rock June 11, 2006

wenis muncher

One who enjoys chomping on wenis.

Emilio Prieto is a huge wenis muncher

by Emilio Prieto December 3, 2010

Rug Muncher

One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.

Woman1: Munch me ruggy! Munch me!
Woman2: makes slurping noises

by Mici Da Wici October 31, 2003

Munchausen iProxy

Munchausen iProxy is a condition where a device owner creates the appearance of problems in a device, typically their own phone. This may include injuring the device (dropping it into a body of water, cracking its screen, etc.) or otherwise altering its operation. They then present the device as being non-functional in the hope of obtaining a newer and better device.

I heard that Karen "dropped her phone in the toilet" the other day, but she was raving about the latest iPhone last week; this seems like a clear case of Munchausen iProxy.

by meanjavabean October 13, 2019

Muchas

noun -
A cheap AF person that constantly takes and mooches off of everyone

Carl always grabs my food when we are done golfing - he is a muchas!!!!

by CCC, Inc. June 13, 2018

jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.

"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"

by ian April 4, 2005

ovary muncher

Releasing a hungry leprochaun into the vaginal canal, and the leprochaun proceeds to chow on a women's ovaries.

I didn't want my wife to have any more children, so I released an ovary muncher into her vagina.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011