midget molester

An older woman that goes out with younger guys

See! Your mom is a midget molester

by Suzie Quattro May 13, 2003

Chester the Molester

1. Some dude in my neighborhood that legit everyone is afraid of. Kind of funny that it rhymes.

2. Chester the Molester...an old name of unknown origin referring to a child molester. I think everyone has a Chester the Molester in their town come to think of it...

1. Teenage girls: Ah omg chester the molester's gonna come after us! Don't go outside past dark or go near the big white windowless van!

2. Chester the Molester is one scary legend.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 September 14, 2011

Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

by Wiggledwarf May 24, 2011

Molestare

A molestare is that awkward, shiver inducing look that you may get from that creepy child molester looking guy on a train or a bus, or just some creep on the street. Generally, a Molestache will enhance the creepyness of this stare.

That guy over there is giving me the creepiest molestare ever! I wish he would stop. Can you walk in to work with me?

by Jurgen Von Bunn January 18, 2009

molestment

The act of gayly touching your sons butt

Kari stop Touching my butt I will not take this molestment

by Troop111 May 24, 2017

Molester Moon

-is the alias that my former molester went by

-Is a moon that looks very "molestery", I can be summoned by sending the molester moon emoji 3 times to a person via text message

I just got molested by molester moon

by Zamozugs April 7, 2022

taco molester

A straight (non-gay) man or boy, or one who has sex with women. Derogatory.

What if your boy was a taco molester? Would you still talk to him?

by ezx July 29, 2008