bitch mobile

Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".

Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.

Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.

by Deserita September 12, 2007

Virgin Mobile

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"

by max223 November 19, 2006

pos mobile

A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.

Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!

by Meng October 7, 2004

perpetuum mobile

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.

Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*

by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020

mobile divide

What mobile devices really are, devices which divide people by zapping real face-to-face, in-person interaction.

Iguey whipped out his mobile divide, err, I mean mobile device, and made a video call.

by but for June 11, 2018

bj mobile

Getting a blow job while driving a vehicle. The partner leans over and gives the blow job from the passanger seat.

Oh man, Lacey gave me the best bj mobile last night.

by Dukes2014 April 18, 2014

mobile office

A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.

Homie- Yo what you into?

Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.

by Gncna April 6, 2018