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The slang term "miracle" refers to the retirees' ability to have hours of recreational screen time from as early as the afternoon of the same day they've been rude to people in the morning, whereas the behavior requirements to get (extra hours of) recreational screen time are stricter in teenagers and young adults.
It's a true miracle how retirees can dive into hours of screen time by the afternoon after being rude in the morning, while we teenagers have to jump through hoops just to earn a little leisure!
by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
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The Monacle

a sexual position in which a girl puts caviar (something somone with a monacle might eat) in to her mouth and then performs oral sex on a male
Damn Stacy would try anything...even the Monacle.
by JoepaP December 9, 2008
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Monthly Miracle

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....
by skittle$ March 11, 2009
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Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow
I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.
by ac000000 January 11, 2011
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Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product
I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!
by xroger6769 August 16, 2012
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Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
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Hysterical-miracle

A person who is born and survives under extreme circumstance and manages to make people laugh
He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.
by Freelancers May 1, 2018
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