Mommy milkers

When a human with two X chromosomes resembling an older woman, (usually a mother like appearance) sport sum fat fuckin boobies

“Saw a MILF with some fat fucking mommy milkers”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

by Horrum February 16, 2021

mickey

A small paper tab with an image of mickey mouse printed on it containing a hit of acid or LSD.

I knew he had slipped me a mickey when I started laughing hysterically. You were only supposed to take half a mickey! Someone slip me a mickey quick!

by tellall17 November 16, 2013

mickey mouse porn

When someone is actually bored enough to search up mini mouse giving head to mickey.

My parents caught me watching mickey mouse porn last night and even worse- jacking off to it.

by mkayiluvucookie October 11, 2009

Mickey

A smart, but not average Man. Very Hot and smooth, clean cut looking. And usually has a huge nice cock.

Girl 1: I had sex with Mickey last night
Girl 2: Did he have a big dick??
Girl 1: Of course he's Mickey

by Mary Heartman May 20, 2009

mickey mouse bullshit

1)when you get bullshit information at your job and no one cares that you work for weeks with no weekend to see your family.

2)menial task that are passd on to you to make your chain of command feel like they know how to run a unit.

man we got passed bad word again and i have to go to the field over the weekend for the 3 time this month, this shit is mickey mouse as fuck.

Why is the unit always pulling this mickey mouse bullshit

by fuckthisshitmyspaceniggas August 9, 2012

mackeral

A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.

Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.

by Jack Da Rippa February 1, 2006

Mickeal

A sensitive yet stubborn little Sicilian Bull that is overly protective of those he cares for. Mickeal's can and will make you go into hysterical fits of laughter and a moment later get you so worked up you will want to go postal..... They are sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, funny, considerate, devious, vengeful little mules that have a hard time letting go... When they smile it is genuine and heart warming.... Truly a loyal and devoted life long friend...

Look at that Mickeal, he's a sweet and devious little devil...

Don't make me pull a Mickeal on you...

by cereusny February 4, 2010