paige merchant

A fucking bitch who should more or less end her life

"That Paige merchant girl is really deceiving and thinks she's hot shit, tell her to go away."

by Rollanddd November 2, 2013

Dirt merchant

A broad term applicable to those who reek of cigarettes, cheap body spray, and 84 chrysler lebaron. These folks are highly adept at pop culture but lack any semblance to intelligence, but they will disguise this by saying they are street smart. Usually dirt merchants will know everything about every topic. The men usually grow unusually long goatees because they think it is intimidating.

Dude your friend who works down at the cabinet shop who thinks he has a cool grow room with flourescent lights and owns that damn dog thats outta control and jumps all over you when you come in is a total dirt merchant.

Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.

by ttmike42 January 12, 2009

Cheese merchant

Used to describe someone who uses lame and unoriginal tactics that are neither honourable nor thoughtful to win battles and severely implies the person merely copied from another.

This word is especially used in the online gaming community.

Can also be used to describe hackers or other such dirty plays when not referring to gaming.

"I just pwned that damn cheese merchant's butt, he didn't even change the tactics at all, it was easy to predict him"

"Look at all those cheese merchant's on the english team, no wonder they win sometimes in football, how disgusting!!!"

by JJWolf June 19, 2006

Penalty Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant. So is Penaldo and Penandez. They are all examples of penalty merchants.

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

diamond merchant

A person whose profession is buying and selling diamonds for profit; dealer; trader.
One who trades in diamonds and possesses expertise in the area of diamonds and the practices of trading in them.

Being an expert in diamonds, Steve the diamond merchant in Scottsdale would be helpful in buying a certified diamond that is of correct value.

by dream4diamonds November 3, 2007

Turd Merchant

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

by Andy M December 4, 2003

Methangel

A nickname for a cool bro.

Thanks, Methangel! or in short: "Thanks Meth."

by Aaron Q. February 19, 2003