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Maphia is a very loyal friend. She looks gorgeous and is the most fun to hang with. You can tell her your problems and she won’t tell anybody and help you she also is most likely to be famous and has the greatest sense of fashion. Maphia is one of the best musical talented people. She is also the definition of perfect xx
Girl 1: Omg! I just met this girl, she is literally perfect!!
Girl 2: Her name must be Maphia then.
Girl: You’re right!
Girl 2: Her name must be Maphia then.
Girl: You’re right!
by mimuma July 27, 2020
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by sashagreen68 November 4, 2020
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Mathieu should consider trying a little harder to make his microscopic penis grow a few more inches. wait- did i say he had a penis? scratch that, he needs to douche his vagina. he's a little emo fag that needs to grow up and stop dating a billion girls at a time. mathieu is a freaking poser who's all like "OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL CUZ IM EMO!!!!!" yeah, in your dreams buddy, you fucking wanna-be!!! oh i forgot to add, mathieu carries disgusting bacteria in his mouth - (also known as herpes). Mathieu is an angry teenage boy who's obsessed with slipknot. people, come on, you can't forget SLIPKNOT!! LMFAO JOKES!!!
Mathieu: OMG IM SOOO COOL!!!!!!!! GO SLIPKNOT!!!!
Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"
Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"
Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"
Random person: "what penis?"
Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"
Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"
Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"
Random person: "what penis?"
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