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Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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Mat Bennett

to spend money frivoulously, take an action without anythought of the consequence, be too much, or any of the above to a woo a girl
Man, I’m going to pull a mat bennett on this chick.

The other James got mat bennett drunk and got kicked out of applebees.
by hegh420 November 9, 2021
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Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.
"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)
by shinygolden god December 2, 2010
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Mat

Mat is a male name often used by homosexuals. Mat’s are usually extremely kinky and perverted. Mat’s are also very weird an abnormal. You should be carful when being around them because they might lick your toes (I speak from experience) always keep a close eye on Mat, they are unpredictable. Mat is also fucking hot. Like really fucking hot. The most crazy, attractive, weirdo you’ll ever meet. They make good ramen and joke about suicide often.
Who the fuck is that crazy guy?”
Oh that’s good ol mat. Don’t let him near your feet…”
“..what?”
by ErectTurtlePoop August 24, 2021
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mats roald

Guys with this name is VERY beautiful,Handsome,smart,loving,cute,funny,
Cool and so much more! If you ever find a Mats Roald you sould NEVER let go of him.
This is a guy NO ONE deserves. If you have a Mats Roald in your life, thats a sign that gods have blessed you. Next time you see YOUR Mats Roald, Look til info the eyes and say, i love your my world and if you leave me life will be a loving hell. I love you my dear Mats Roald
Girl1: WOW!! He is so smart and Handsome!
Girl2: Oh, that must be because he is a Mats Roald
Gril1: I wish that one day i'll find my Mats Roald!
Girl2: You're VERY lucky og you find a Mats Roald!

So NEVER let him go if you find your Mats Roald!
by Hewo.im.here.now December 4, 2019
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mat quyen kiem soat

a pharse used to indicate that the person mentioned is kinda... control-lost, and this pharse usually refers to acts that are out of control
- Look, that player is constantly shooting into the air. Is he thinking that ammo is unlimited in the battlegrounds?
- Well, dung la mat quyen kiem soat (that's what a control-lost person wuold do).
by HuyBeoGamingVN February 5, 2024
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Mats

The coolest person on planet earth and Carlos is not as cool
If you reference to coolnes you refer to Mats
by MRJAAPJE November 25, 2019
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