by matreturn on instagram June 18, 2018
Get the mat returnmug. A sarcastic little bellend who loves himself lots. Big heart but can be confused easily. Who generally loves both genders but likes to bum goats
by SycoSammiCrazyClare November 2, 2017
Get the mat bailiemug. by Gail fitz August 28, 2021
Get the Gail's door matmug. by Hewo.im.here.now December 5, 2019
Get the mats roaldmug. Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
Get the Welcome Matmug. (V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.
by Vendordefender August 27, 2025
Get the Mattingmug. 