A sock that you use to ejaculate into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. Great when your Kleenex's are gone, or when on a campout.
Mike used a Masturbation Sock when he was camping in the Andes
Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock
Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock
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Get the masterbationist mug.When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
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