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Manchester

Manchester is officially the greatest city in the world. It is the second city of the United Kingdom, London being first mainly because of government bias in funding. The city is the UK's most cultural boasting more museums than any other city except London due to funding bias. The city has an excellent integrated transport network and laughs in the face of scum like Brummies and Scousers.
From Manchester:

"I am a Mancunian, ha ha ha you Brummie Scum, go shit on it!"

"Oh my gosh you are a scouser? Ha ha ha ha scum!"
by David7842357684 March 15, 2008
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manchesterfan

The proud select few who support Manchester United football club. The outstanding football team in the English Premier League and one of the best football teams in Europe.
Fred: I support the best football team in the worl.
Mark: I guess you must be a manchesterfan !!!
by coldfusion1970 December 31, 2003
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manchester quib pick

1. a common Quidditch maneuver borrowed from the fictional English football group Manchester United.
2. more commonly known for its sexual connotation: picking the scabs from the walls of the vagina for a smoother intercourse
1: Ay you! Run the manchester quib pick!
2: Oy! Loik I did on yer mum last night?
by in4m8ion May 30, 2008
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steaming manchester

the act of shitting on a girls chest while having seran rap on chest than pulling it up and funneling it into her mouth
i was over andrew p's house the other day and we were bored so he gave me a steaming manchester and after that, i felt like -1,000,000 dollars
by phillies finest April 5, 2008
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Manifest Destiny

to get your dick sucked
to get sucked off
to get some head
to get some dome
to have your dick licked
(She will manifest my destiney tonight)
Tonight i will recieve some Manifest Destiny.
by martin nelly February 13, 2007
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manifest

slang for fart

(as in a public declaration)
whew, I've been manifesting all day.

I'm working on my manifesto.
by Tungizzle July 28, 2003
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manchester

Located in the northwest of England, Manchester is extremely culturally diverse yet is less recognised for this than Liverpool. Manchester is a great place for shopping and tourism, holding a huge range of shops museums and infamous landmarks, also Manchester has two successful football teams, United and City, which is one of the main causes for rivalry with the nearby city of Liverpool.

Manchester is known for having a lower employment rate and higher crime rate than Liverpool, this could be because of the fact that there are more residents in the city or because of areas such as Moss side which are famous for being "rough" However Liverpool is famous for being the breeding ground for "scallies" and "chavs" who are well known for being generally violent.
I dont live in manchester.
by Becky Kate October 15, 2006
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