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fart mail

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc
i just sent jesse fart mail
by dan5000 May 20, 2015
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Scum mail

When a person of the opposite sex sends your significant other a message via any messaging or social media platform, etc. and they are not worthy.

You got scum mail.
"Babe who just snapped you?"

"Oh, don't worry boo that's just scum mail."
by MeganAmerica February 17, 2017
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junk mail

shit that takes up space in your mailbox or e-mail that you don't want
it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail
by lunar shadows August 2, 2004
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knee mail

n. a prayer to God, or whatever higher being you believe in
"My girlfriend is "late" on her period,I better send out some knee mail"
by Billy Boyce July 5, 2005
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E-Mail

Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.
It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!
by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004
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Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.
by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011
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dream-mail

(n.) - email letters and messages that appear in your dreams at night while sleeping, only to disappear into thin air upon waking
"Wow, last night I had a dream that I was emailing back and forth with Bill Gates, and he was replying to me, I couldn't believe it. And then I woke up and realized it was all just dream-mail."

-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009
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