Maggie's Farm Day

A day at work that requires you to drive home while listening to the song "Maggie's Farm" at a very high volume. Either the Bob Dylan or Rage Against the Machine version will work, the Rage version is more therapeutic but may result in road rage. This song does provide excellent stress relief after a "Maggie's Farm Day".

Wife: "Hey honey, how was your day?"

Husband: "I had a real Maggie's Farm Day at work. I listened to Maggie's Farm on the way home, cussed at a few drivers, and now I feel fine...let's go have a nice dinner."

Wife: "Sounds great!"

by thenumbersdork April 5, 2009

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Contrary to popular belief, the word maggot does NOT refer to Slipknot's fans. It was started by a United States Marine Corps Drill Instructor. He used as an insult to motivate recuits going through boot camp.

Where the hell are you going maggot?! No one dismissed you yet!!! (usually yelled about 1/4 of an inch from your face)

by LDW September 17, 2004

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Maggie

A girl who has not dated because she has only one guy on her mind. She is amazing, has really strict parents and is loving only to people she likes. She may seem rough around the edges to the people who don't know her, but if you love her and she loves you, you will find her to be so loving. Has great eyes(most commonly green) and knows how to make people blush(including herself)

Girl#1 eww I hate maggie
Girl#2 what you talking about maggie is the bomb!!!

by jjmmmek March 1, 2017

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smeggy mageggy

Anyone who epitomizes the human form of smegma.

Holy fuck, Stiles looks like a total smeggy mageggy talking to that chick at the bar.

by Tekesky February 22, 2008

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Magged

1. The past tense of vomiting (see: wordmag/word)
2. Having reached a state of great intoxication

Man, that asshole magged all over my floor!

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

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Magagabag

ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Person 1: Did you see that skin tight dress fat-assCarol was wearing?

Person 2: Yeah, she looked like a magagabag... Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. Bad idea.

by Delightfully Dysfunctional May 17, 2010

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