by Naji Paisen March 18, 2022
Get the Messy Tail mug."having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 3, 2022
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Mösser is a man who will rock your world, both figuratively and physically. He is considered to have one of the largest set of testicles on a human being in over a decade.
by Mösser December 16, 2022
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2.When you hear something that is just down right idiotic/weird.
3.To tell someone to calm down.
2.When you hear something that is just down right idiotic/weird.
3.To tell someone to calm down.
1.*someone tries to cut you off in a line*
You:"Whoa moss!"
2.Dude: "Ill touch your cock"
You: "Whoa moss!"
You:"Whoa moss!"
2.Dude: "Ill touch your cock"
You: "Whoa moss!"
by MeLikeyCandy March 7, 2008
Get the whoa moss mug.When you have the girl wrap her legs around you and pick her up and spin as fast as you can while holding onto her arms, then once the centrifugal force starts to pull her away, you nut and let go of her, causing her to shoot across the room, with a trail of cum.
by AbeVigoda86 March 26, 2019
Get the The Messy Meteor mug.When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.
"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."
by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019
Get the The Messy Jesse mug.that kid with the veiny nob who gets all the ladies. he also has magic fingers that make the girls squirt like a hippo giving birth.
if you ever see rohan moss then do not speak to him or everything you own will get nicked.
if you ever see rohan moss then do not speak to him or everything you own will get nicked.
hey elisha, is that rohan moss ? Omg yes hes a magician with those fingers but he stole all me ciggys and me clpper !
by bowser69 May 11, 2021
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