Miami Dolphins

An American pro football team that hovers around mediocrity for decades at a time, often pissing off Daniel Tosh and the rest of the fans.

Hey what's wrong with Daniel?
Oh nothing he's fine, he's just a Miami Dolphins' fan.

by Tom Lee-Jones white Jr. lll December 8, 2014

Miami Ink

Verb. A term used by tattoo artists to describe when a customer feels compelled to give a detailed explanation of the significance of the tattoo he or he is requesting. This compulsion is most likely inspired by the recent popularity of television programs such as "Miami Ink," "LA Ink," and "Tattoo Highway," which encourage guests to explain the meaning behind their tattoos. If you are the one getting the tattoo, you can Miami Ink someone, or you might have Miami Inked someone. As an artist, you can be Miami Inked or get Miami Inked.

1. Dude, that girl just Miami Inked me so hard about that dumbass feather tattoo I gave her.

2. Jimmy just got Miami Inked by the dude getting the Sailor Jerry flash.

3. I feel bad, I think I accidentally Miami Inked the tattoo artist a little when I was getting that rose on my ankle.

by hipstershepherd May 13, 2011

Miami Dade college

One of the worst colleges in the U.S. To attend Miami dade means you barely tried in life and only attending college because you would either live in your parents basement or masterbate to 2d girls.

Guy: hey I got into a college ?
Guy 2: nice ! What school ?
Guy: Miami Dade College!
Guy 2: dam your fucking retarded, you must be either a lazy fuck or brain dead. What’s your gpa?
Guy: 0.57 unweighted and 1.2 weighted....
Guy 2: HOT DAM! I think your austistic.

by HL.amqe May 7, 2019

Matamoras

Matamoras is a small town neighboring Port Jervis. A square mile in size. One fire house, one bank, 3 cig shops, no bars, 1 park, no beaches, Nothing for kids to do. Local police that patrol a single square mile of nothing give everyone shit. Local kids mostly travel outside town to do anything intresting.

J: Man I fucking hate Matamoras
S: At least its not Port Jervis
J: Good Point.

by JxRyan August 15, 2006

Miami Rowing Club

The most amazing rowing club in Miami, Florida, and the United States. Commonly known as "MRC." The Miami Rowing Club boasts the hottest Men's Varsity 8+ boat, as well as the best Novice Girls' 8+ in the country. The Novice Girls from MRC are the most beast-like girls around and are always made fun of by jealous people who wish they were that good their Novice Year.

Guy 1: "Who won the most overall gold medals for this regatta?"
Guy 2: "Miami Rowing Club."

by sslcc@UM May 6, 2009

miami

The place to be if you got it like that!

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Miami

Really just the best place in the world. Best place in the United States. Why? Because its nothing like the United States. And international Destination for an American. Only thing different is you dont need your passport.
Miami is really just the best. See All of Florida is in the south with all the americans but once you hit Miami your out of the south ha ha ha. Wierd eh?
You got everything in Miami. Best city in the US! HA. Economic Capital of South America!
Ha Gateway to the Americas.
Miami International Airport the most domiant Latin American Hub! Ha.
South Beach endless night life.
Ha Whites are the minority. Official Language is spanish.
Ha Miami is awesome best place!

Ha why does Everyone in Florida hate Miami? Becuase they know how much better Miami is to the rest of the state.

by HA MIami September 2, 2005