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George Lopez 

A sex move similar to a Dirty Sanchez performed the following way:
1. Cut off your pubes.
2. Give your bitch a got milk (a cum mustache).
3. Glue said pubes using said cum to said bitch's face.
Now your bitch looks like a Mexican who is going gray.
That stripper's boyfriend has a fetish for old Mexicans, so he gives her a George Lopez every time they fuck.
George Lopez by Righteous Fist October 9, 2008
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jennifer lopez 

a famous actress and a hand puppet from south park that slept with ben aflec
(high pitch)
me:i am jennifer lopez
chelsea:i give taco flavored kisses
me:taco,taco,burrito,burrito
both:don't be fooled by all my money i still like to eat tacos honey so crispy on the outside so super good and yummy.
jennifer lopez by jannypowell January 17, 2009

pepe lopez 

to shit on the upper lip of your partner forming a moustache.
"i was tired of her bare face so i gave her a pepe lopez"
pepe lopez by scott bowen February 17, 2005

wang lopez 

Oh man, right now all I want to do is wang lopez!
wang lopez by cocktart June 21, 2003

Jennifer Lopez 

A person who is un-describable by words but If I had to put it in a shortened way, Jennifer Lopez is: a tremedously horrible mean goat stuffing evil perverted freak person. Also, she's my cute little Man-Beast (with a mustache?) I love her~! <3
Yo, that girl is a Jennifer Lopez!

Hey, I was talking to Akon, hes such a Jennifer Lopez..
Jennifer Lopez by Cereal Box March 17, 2009

coco lopez 

1. A coconut cream juice, often sold in cans. The main ingredient in pina coladas.

2. A dirty sanchez, quickly followed by an angry pirate, or vice versa.
Coco Lopez has to be the best beverage known to man.
I gave her a big Coco Lopez.
coco lopez by Coco Lopez November 26, 2007

Tony Lopez 

Tony is the best person In the world. He’s not what other people think about him he’s not a pedo he’s a kind person with a big heart he loves his fans so much and he's really inspiring. He doesn’t deserve all this hate and a-lot of things said about him where fake.
Tony Lopez by Riripetrou December 12, 2020