Laserium

The Laserium is a laser show put to music and shown at a planetarium. They pick a theme like Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and make a laser show around it. You could see a Laserium show at the Morrison Planetarium in San Francisco, back in the 70's

Dude, did you check out the Pink Floyd Laserium show last night? It was outta this world.

by The Conjurer August 23, 2012

Red Lantern

A creepy male who hits on young girls or creepily makes contact with younger girls.

"that guy was staring at you for so long, he's SUCH a red lantern"

by jb71197 July 28, 2012

Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.

Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.

Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."

Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.

Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core

Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.

by boxcarracer944 August 13, 2009

Yo holmes, smell you later

Something that you would find if you scan the QR Code in the Among Us Polus map Scan Boarding Pass. Probably an easter egg placed by the game developers :)

I scanned the QR Code and it read: Yo holmes, smell you later

by Pseudonym of a Gen Z November 6, 2020

The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.

Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."

by Batguy256 January 9, 2011

The Green Lantern

The act of fingering a girl with any type of ring on your fingers, specifically a large one, characteristic of the mighty green lantern himself.

Bro 1 - Yo man, I totally pulled the green lantern on my girl and she said the ring made it feel so good.

Bro 2 - That's awesome dude, let's go have a bro circle and you can teach me.

by Trickmaster 5000 February 18, 2009

Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007