Lolitician

A politician who's body type conforms O the "loli" stereotype.

That senator may be a grown arse woman, but she looks like a lolitician.

by .Justaguy August 3, 2022

lolitwt

Short for Loli Twitter. In this part of Twitter, expect to find lots of cute and funny anime girls and lots of cunny.

Lolitwt is lolicon paradise.

by Cunny Chad September 6, 2022

lolita

When you’re feeling like a cute uwu sexual anime character and think your have all the sensuality necessary to take over the world.

Damn Shogiku, you’re lookin like a real lolita today, are you ready to take some Ig Bangerz?
Hey Leila, you’re cute, and your scarf makes you look real lolita… how about we chill at mine tonight?

by sexylolita January 3, 2023

lolstalgia

Missing out the good days when jokes were allowed.

Remember the time when people could handle jokes without being triggered ?

"Man, you suffering from lolstalgia".

by ZeNicest July 4, 2023

Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.

On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.

by bitchuck August 30, 2024

LOLITFAILED

Mumbo jumbo's rockets in Hermitcraft season 8. It is an acronym for Lunar Obliterating Launcher. It's The Fastest Astronautical Interspace Long-range Explosion Device used during the Big moon incident in an attempt to destroy the moon that was going to crash into Boatem town

I thought the initial LOL was bad but the acronym for this is LOLITFAILED. I mean imagine calling your missile LOLITFAILED!....

by anonymous October 15, 2023

LOLITFAILED

Mumbo jumbo's rockets in Hermitcraft season 8. It is an acronym for Lunar Obliterating Launcher. It's The Fastest Astronautical Interspace Long-range Explosion Device used during the Big moon incident in an attempt to destroy the moon that was going to crash into Boatem town

I thought the initial LOL was bad but the acronym for this is LOLITFAILED ! Imagine calling your missile LOLITFAILED!........

by anonymous October 15, 2023